Soyuz

Put to music: Guitar backed by Xylophone, with a wooden block, clapping, and cheap 60's style space sound effects.
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(funny accented high voice rolling all the r's)

OH... I'm a happy astronaut
  I float about the earth
  I jump and float and fly around,
  so happy in my mirth!

I float and float and
  fly and fly and
  fly and float and
  float and fly
  and fly my ship away!

(rocket ship)

OH... I'm a happy astronaut
  I fly my ship real far
  My gas bill's huge, it's hard to park,
  but ... it's faster than my car!

I float and float and
  drive and drive and
  park and pay and
  pay and park and
  pay some more, and
  then embark to
  find my way out in the dark
  and fly my ship away!

(rocket ship)

OH... I'm a happy astronaut
  I often bring my pets
  I like to watch them float around
  and get caught in my nets

I float and float and
  fly and fly and
  pay and park and
  park and pay
  and bring my pets
  and watch them puke
  and help to target Russian nukes
  and blow up Houston and Dubuque
  and pay some more,
  and then embark.
  to find my way out in the dark,
  and fly my ship away!

(rocket ship)

La la la ... laah!

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