Garote's IRC leavenings

-> *flux*       beer  bottle[4];
-> *flux*           alcohol ounce="toomuch";
-> *flux* } drunkard;
17:05 *flux* haahhah
-> *flux* if ( ounce <= "toomuch" ) {
-> *flux*      tip_over();
-> *flux* }
17:06 *flux* bahahha
17:06 *flux* if(feof(fileno(STOMACH))) { barf(); }
-> *flux* eew
-> *flux* if ( guzzle(beer) && sip(wine) ) {
-> *flux*          fopen( mouth, O_PUKE);

#ucd       garote    H   garrett@step.mother.com (*Unknown*)
#ucd       Kit       H   ckwetzler@204.119.245.251 (Kit Wetzler)
#ucd       dayZ      H   dwu@cheese.engr.ucdavis.edu (Daisy)
#ucd       notcool   G   gegardne@burrito.engr.ucdavis.edu (Greg 'Learn to
+Swim' Gardner)
#ucd       flux      H*@ cml@cygnus.ucdavis.edu (Go Go Fluxilla)
#ucd       Z         H@d zed@dead.oz.org (For help type: /msg Z help)
#ucd       dweez     G@  johnk@light.itd.ucdavis.edu (John Kinsella)
* garote scratches his ass
*** Signoff: dayZ (Leaving)
* garote hangs from a tree
<Pihkal> Hey Kit. :-)
*** You have new email.
*** garotski (~garrett@arachne.mother.com) has joined channel #ucd
* garotski jumps up and down
* garote shakes Garotski's hand
<garotski> Oooh, a neighbor!
> You got it, brutha
<garotski> How's life?
> Stupid.
<garotski> How so?
> Well, you know what they say-
> when life gives you lemons, make lemonade
<garotski> And?
> I haven't got any sugar. And also,
<garotski> some people make lemonade without sugar.
> Oh.  Hmm.
* garote is nonplussed
<garotski> Live with it.
<garotski> What were you going to say?
> Oh nothing.  Forget it.
<garotski> Oh, great, get me all worked up and then drop it!  Dork!
> Oh, yeah?  So's your mother!
* garote socks garoteski
<garotski> Ow!!@!! JERK!
* garotski stomps on garote's foot
* garote elbows garoteski in the face
* garotski kicks garote in the shin
> Grrrr!!
* garotski smacks garote on the cheek
* garote pulls out a GUN
<garotski> Hey, whoah, hold it!!!!
> NOW you've done it!! GRR!!!
<garotski> Ahh, I'll bet it ain't even loaded
> Try me!
* garotski thumbs his nose at garote
> Oh HO!  That's it!
* garote shoots garoteski.   BLAMMM!!!!!
<garotski> arararahrrhrgghrhghhh!!!!
*** Signoff: garotski (Read error to garotski[arachne.mother.com]: EOF from
+client)
> MwahahahahahaahhhH!!!

<garote> sometimes I really hate this world.
<lutana> and me?
<garote> I like you.
<lutana> woohoo!!!!
<garote> I like many people.
<garote> But I guess I carry too much of it on my back.
<garote> I'm just having a bad day I guess.
<lutana> can i go for a piggy back ride?
<lutana> hehehe
<garote> SUre, hop on.  We'll go for a walk.
* lutana climbs on and wraps her legs round garotes waist and clings to his neck
<garote> mmm warm.  light too
<lutana> i don't eat enuff
<garote> Neither do I.
* garote steps out into his apartment parking lot with lutana
<garote> It's sorta cold, for a night in Davis.
<lutana> yup
<garote> usually it's muggy and bleh.
* garote walks to the intersection, and up Arthur street on the sidewalk
* lutana bops along
* garote looks at the moon
<lutana> me?
* lutana reminds garote that she is the moon
<lutana> well.......
<garote> I guess you could be two places at once
<lutana> mmmm??
* lutana hits her head
* lutana hugz garote from behind and puts her head on his shoulder
* garote turns right on Russel and passes under a long row of tall oak trees
* lutana looks up
<garote> See the bats?
* lutana clutches garote scared
<lutana> ahhhhh
<garote> Don't worry.  Bats are harmless up there
<lutana> where u taking me?
<garote> I'm going to the biking road that connects Russel with the gardens.
<garote> It's nice there.
* lutana smiles and relaxes
<lutana> describe?
* garote turns left, onto the biking trail.
<garote> Parallel rows of oak trees arch over, into the distance
<garote> It's night here
<garote> The sun will be up in about half an hour, but it's still mostly moonlight.
<garote> No one's around and, away from all the city lights, we can look up between
the branches and see the stars
<lutana> gawd you're calming
<garote> Outside the rows of trees runs an old barb-wire fence, leaning in the grass-
which would be yellow in the daytime, but looks almost lunar blue right now
<garote> Occasionally a bird lands on a tree and calls, but otherwise it's silent
<garote> The bike trail is flat and straight, and freshly paved and black.  The wind
keeps it free of leaves, though there's only a breeze now.
<lutana> wow that sounds beautiful
<garote> ... just another place ...
<garote> but you're here on my back, nice and warm.
<garote> and someone to talk to :)
<lutana> another place? u make it sound so beautiful
<garote> It is nice, yeah ...
<lutana> u go here often then?
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<garote> I jog and sometimes end up here, at around 3 in the morning.
<garote> There usually aren't this many trees in Davis... this trail has about 80%
of 'em I think.
<lutana> thats sad
<garote> Yeah, it's in the center of a flat valley.
<lutana> there are sooo many trees here
<Khanius> back!
<lutana> hoiya khan
<garote> The trees were imported.
<lutana> hehehe nice
<Khanius> hey lutana
<Khanius> hi garote!
<lutana> we live in the country so we have lots of native trees and stuff
<lutana> very peacful too
<lutana> you'd like it
<garote> I bet I would.  I grew up in Santa Cruz, which has many trees too.
<garote> I'm moving back to the area in a couple weeks...
<lutana> u'll still be logged on wont u?
<garote> Yeah, I'll borrow my friends internet access.  No problem.
<garote> Well, there's your piggyback ride - we're here!
* lutana jumps off
<lutana> how shall i repay u?
<garote> Listening to me jabber on has been payment enough
<lutana> i could do it all day
<garote> heh- it'll be day here soon, in about 1 hour
<lutana> yeh