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jccw+@andrew.cmu.edu James R Cheney at Freshman, Computer Science, Carne

Top Ten Reasons to Kill Lord British

  1. It's a tradition. Don't question it.
  2. It's because L.B. is supposed to be invincible. If he's so invincible, why doesn't he take a little vacation whenever trouble appears and blow it away? Why do we have to do all the work?
  3. It all boils down to a labor conflict. L.B. is technically the Avatar's boss, hence it doesn't hurt every once in a while to show him who's really in control.
  4. Because of his nose.
  5. Because he's there.
  6. Because of Ultima 8. ("It's Pagan. There are no happy people." -RG,U8 quotes.)
  7. Because of his annoying voice-over in the U7.5 intro.
  8. It's more fun than a barrel of Balrons.
  9. The Guardian told you to.
  10. Because Chuckles is his fault.

James, i. e. Cheese Dragon
who has never actually killed Lord British.
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