Put to music: Guitar backed by Xylophone, with a wooden block,
clapping, and cheap 60's style space sound effects.
(funny accented high voice rolling all the r's)
OH... I'm a happy astronaut
I float about the earth
I jump and float and fly around,
so happy in my mirth!
I float and float and
fly and fly and
fly and float and
float and fly
and fly my ship away!
OH... I'm a happy astronaut
I fly my ship real far
My gas bill's huge, it's hard to park,
but ... it's faster than my car!
I float and float and
drive and drive and
park and pay and
pay and park and
pay some more, and
then embark to
find my way out in the dark
and fly my ship away!
OH... I'm a happy astronaut
I often bring my pets
I like to watch them float around
and get caught in my nets
I float and float and
fly and fly and
pay and park and
park and pay
and bring my pets
and watch them puke
and help to target Russian nukes
and blow up Houston and Dubuque
and pay some more,
and then embark.
to find my way out in the dark,
and fly my ship away!
La la la ... laah!