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Questions by android@phish.nether.net
Answers by garrett@deeptht.armory.com
Question: | I'd like to get the chunky peanut butter for Trenty, but I've lost my mat, and i can't learn any spells from Captain Butthole, or whatever his name is, and I'm all frustrated!! |
Answer: |
That, my fine feathered fruitcake, is an actual honest to goodness
BUG. I fixed several things that may have caused it, but it may
still happen as I may not have gotten them all. Let me know!
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Question: | -In the "Slack N' Hash armory", Lord Finnish's castle, Dieter Meier helps ya out. If you're trying to make fun of the mega-monolith store chain here in the east, the name aughtta be "Dieter Meijer" |
Answer: |
Well, Boris Blank and Dieter Meier are actually the very two artists
that make up YELLO, so that's a twisted coinkydink in fact. :)
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Question: | HOW IN THE HELL do you do ANYTHING in the castle mustard? Every direction you can go is blocked off by plants or other such inane objects! AARGH!! |
Answer: |
It's dungeon mustard, you weiner! You ketchup! You pickle!
And you can [P]ush the plants, so don't sweat it, have some apple-a-day
joose.
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Question: | Lemme guess.. Skot's Spectacular Skatting Skill ain't good for shit.. |
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Answer: |
Actually it's the ONLY weapon that'll kill WAMPLER LONGACRE, the
King of the Hillbillies.
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Question: | -When you look at the foot of a bed, it says "bEd". When you look at the head half, it just says "bed". You better fix that. | |
Answer: |
That's intentional. :)
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Question: | What are all of those posters on "the wall"? I saw "Da Floid", of course, KMFDM Money, is that? A Loin King poster, and what else? |
Answer: |
One is of Homer Simpson with a spatula, from a picture of him
barbecuing. Next to that is a clip of Satan Guido from Super Merryo
Trolls. The Lion King poster is cropped from a frame-grab that
was posted to alt.bin.pictures.cartoons, of Nala leaning back
making that "If you know what's good for you you'll put it
in me NOW, bub" look. The other is a close-cropped shot of
Tonya Harding's bare ass. Ain't the internet just ducky? |
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